I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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