Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
try to milk me bitch
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