You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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