so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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