Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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