if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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