I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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