The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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