I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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