I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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