It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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