if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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