There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
