4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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