:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Randomize
