worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize