i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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