Swine flu. Run for my life!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Welp...herpes.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
