Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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