belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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