DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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