I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
