she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
as a side note pls kill me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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