He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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