You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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