Where did you get a picture of my penis
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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