6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
