just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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