why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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