kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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