Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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