K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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