he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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