have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
