He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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