You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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