I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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