Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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