we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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