My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
