jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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