So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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