But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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