Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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