You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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