someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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