so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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