I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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