Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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