those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
They are going to name an STD after you.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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