I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I had to cum in my sink.
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