am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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