i just wanna soil my oats bro
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think a kid would responsible me up
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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