Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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