remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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