Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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