oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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